I had a great Christmas! How did you guys do?
Mom got me a new Droid. And I got some CDs. And she whipped up a great dinner.
I also think I got this Chrissie Claus thing figured out. See, cousin Andrea’s a compulsive truth-teller. And when she and Uncle Clinton came over to visit, and I pulled her aside and asked her about it, she got a little twitchy. Wouldn’t fess up, but wouldn’t deny it, either.
So here’s what I’m thinkin’ happened. Andrea and Icicle are really good friends, and they thought it’d be funny to spring this whole Chrissie Claus thing on me. Not bein’ a magician myself, I got no idea how they did it, but they did it. And somehow or another, it probably actually was Icicle I was smoochin’ with for a while last night. Gotta admit, if it was her, she’s a great kisser.
Maybe they did somethin’ usin’ Uncle Clinton’s amulet of change. Next time I see him, I gotta ask him about that.
And come to think of it, I seem to remember hearin’ Icestar slip up and call Icicle Chrissie a couple of times. So I’m bettin’ that’s her real name.
So anyways, if I’m right, that’s the answer to the Chrissie Claus mystery. It did have me goin’ for a while, but you just gotta think about these things, and eventually you get to the truth.
–Will
