- My New Christmas Girlfriend
Okay, this is so cool!
At first, I kind of figured “Chrissie” was just Icicle, or maybe cousin Andrea, playin’ a practical joke on me.
But she’s not!
Not only are the ears freakin’ real, she’s got genuine magical powers that aren’t anything like Andrea’s.
Like makin’ sure Mom and Jimmy aren’t gonna be wakin’ up any time soon.
Evidently, she made sure this would be her last stop. She just showed me her list. Not only am I the last name on it, she’s marked it with little hearts and stars.
And what she’s tellin’ me is I’m just old enough now, and just naughty enough for her to want to spend the couple of hours givin’ me an extra special present before she heads up back to the North Pole.
I am not makin’ this up! That’s her right there. Snapped it with my cel.
She’s gotta be freakin’ Chrissie Claus!
And believe you me, she kisses like nobody’s business!
Guess it’s okay. You gotta figure Chrissie Claus isn’t gonna have cooties.
I am not gonna be tellin’ Mom about this.
I’m not even quite sure I believe it myself.
Maybe I’m just dreamin’. Guess I’ll find out one way or the other tomorrow, when I see if these last couple of blog posts are actually here.
–Will
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