You have got to be kiddin’ me!
I heard a noise. And that’s not Mom! No way that’s Mom! Mom’s in bed! I checked before I came downstairs.
But take a look! Icicle was right! There’s actually a freakin’ hot girl with great legs and pointy ears wearin’ a Santa suit stickin’ presents under the tree!
Uh-oh. I think she noticed me…
–Will
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